Jon
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Funny messages Jon has left on Paul's voicemail...


1) If i do this, do you promise to stop stealing my water.
2) If you wanna lapdance from a drunken crackwhore, come on baby let me know. (Sung to the tune of "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by RevCo)
3) Lookit me... I'm Tiger Woods!
4) Tell me of your homeland, Usul.
5) Mua'dib!
6) Na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na na-na.....LEADER!!! (Sung to the tune of the Batman theme song)