The man of myth and mystery; the enigma.

Jason is the man no one knows but he knows you, he just can't remember from where. Jason has been hiding under everybody's noses in the local scene for years. He is fond of saying that no one can ever remember him, which furthers the mystery. He claims this to be due in part to "generic looks" meaning he looks like everybody and nobody all at the same time. He is the most volatile and unpredictable member of the band, preferring to hide in the shadows; you never know when he might jump out of nowhere. On that note, he is also the most domesticated, having a daughter who is his pride and joy.

With his knack for creating mythology, he has all the weird and abnormal stories anyone could ever want to hear. Just ask him about "the rugs" and be prepared to be shocked and amazed by the story behind them. He has dabbled in the illicit which furthers his ambiguity and the ability to spin a great yarn.